I feel a song coming on...

Will Smith - Getting jiggy with it

On your mark ready set let's go
Dance floor pro I know you know
I go psycho when my new joint hit
Just can't sit, gotta get jiggy with it
Ooh that's it, now honey honey come ride
DKNY all up in my eye
You gotta broughta back with alot a stuff in it
Give it to your friend let's spin
Everybody looking at me, glancing the kid
Wish you nig was dancing the jig, here with this handsome kid
Ciga cigar right from Cuba Cuba, I just bite it
It's for the look I don't light it
Illway to amay on the anceday oorflay
Give it up jiggy make it feel like foreplay
Yo, my cardio is infinite
Ha ha, big Willie style's all in it


Getting jiggy with it
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Na na na na na na
Getting jiggy with it
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Getting jiggy with it
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What, you wanna ball with the kid, watch your step you might fall
Trying to do what I did, mama uh mama uh mama
Cupo side in the middle of the club with the rub-a-dub uh
No love for the haters the haters
Mad cause I got floor seats at the Lakers
See me on the fifty yard line with the Raiders
Met Ali he told me I'm the greatest
I got the fever for the flavor of a crowd pleaser
DJ play another, from the prince of this
Your highness, only bad chicks ride in my whips
South to the west to the east to the north
Bought my hits and watch 'em go off a go off
Ah yes yes y'all ya don't stop
In the winter or the summertime
I makes it hot


Getting jiggy with 'em
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Na na na na na na
Getting jiggy with it
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Getting jiggy with it
Na na na na na na na
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Getting jiggy with it
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na


Eight-fifty I S if you need a lift
Who's the kid in the drop, who else Will Smith
Living that life some consider a myth
Rock from south street to one two fifth
Women used to tease me, give it to me now nice and easy
Since I moved up like George and Wheezey
Cream to the maximum I be asking 'em
Would you like to bounce with the brother that's platinum
Never see Will attacking 'em
I rather play ball with Shaq and 'em, flatten 'em
Psyche, hitting you thought I took a spill, but I didn't
Trust the lady of my life she hitting
Hit her with a drop top with the ribbon
Crib for my mom on the outskirts of Philly
You trying to flex on me, don't be silly


Getting jiggy with it
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Na na na na na na
Getting jiggy with it
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Getting jiggy with it
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Getting jiggy with it
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Near 5 months since last post heh

Where's a guitar when you want one?

Yea I freaking stole this but not like he remembers me anyways (drucker)

Random survey-bold all that apply
001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I've done something illegal.
009. I've watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne-free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently.
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I'm really, really smart.
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I'm paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way that I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I've been sexually intimate with less than ten people.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.(Parent.  What, don't get any ifuckingdeas.)
051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I'm obsessed with my xanga!
058. I don't hate anyone.
059. I'm a pretty good dancer.
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I've rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future.
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
076. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
077. I have a lot to learn.
078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
083. I have been rejected by someone.
084. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
085. I own the "SOUTH PARK" movie.
086. I have avoided work to play on xanga.
087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
088. I enjoy country music.
089. I love my best friend(s).
090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
092. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.(Fuck yeah I have.  I'm one sexy-ass motherfucker.)
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
096. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
098. I have dated a close friend's ex.
099. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. Had a crush on somebody you have never met.
102. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating on something right now.
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."(I'm a guy.  "Love"?  HA!)
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
112. I am an entirely different person around different people.
113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
114. I think Ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.
115. I am suffering of a broken heart.
116. I am a nerd.
117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely.
118. I am left handed and proud of it.
119. I try not to change who I am for someone.
120. My heart resides below my feet.
121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with. (HELL YEA!)
122. I enjoy smoothies.
123. I have had major surgery.
124. I have adopted a pet from the ASPCA.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.(No, but they fucking RAWK.)
126. Some people call me by a nickname.
127. I once stole a music stand. (no but ebel has)
128. I like pumpkin pie.
129. I love NASCAR!
130. I own over 200 CDs.
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I have mono.
132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
134. I'm still in my PJs.
135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong guys/girls, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate.
137. I'll try anything three times.
138. Done drugs other than alcohol or cannabis.
139. I'm having trouble sleeping.
140. I am a cuddler.
141. I love John Waters films.
142. I have made a pornographic videotape.
143. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.
144. One of my boobs is bigger than the other. (I'm sure of it!)
145. I know all the words to the "Firefly" theme song.
146. I am abnormally obsessed with all things Buffy/Angel
147. I love comfort food.
148. I'm a right-winged conservative Christian, and proud of it.
149. I'm Catholic.
150. I can walk a mile without feeling like I'm going to die over.
151. I am a college student.
152. I love/like to cook.
153. I hate vacuuming with a passion.
154. I'm addicted to photography and picture frames.
155. I have performed in the Rocky Horror Picture show
156. I generally get along with my parents.
157. I like Shakespeare
158. I like to sing.
159. I'll take the Pepsi Challenge any day, and STILL pick Coke!
160. I have things that I want to say to people, but I won't/can't because I don't want to hurt/be hurt by them.
161. I'm not "mainstream" when it comes to religion.
162. I've counted down the days until the summer.
163. I've fulfilled someone's dare at a party or gathering.
164. I challenge people to duels, and when I do, I mean it.
165. I was pigeon-toed at one point in my life.
166. I love Digimon, and wear I goggles to school.
167. I have been to an anime convention.
168. I constantly have my head in the clouds daydreaming.
169. I am addicted to roleplaying.
170. I was in labor for 30 hours with no pain medication.
171. I own more than three items of vinyl clothing.
172. I've watched more than one episode of "Queer Eye" and liked it.

Needed another post as I just read Rosalie's Xanga so....

Interesting article I read some somebody named Snatch

I went to work to install a new optical mouse on the work computer, since the old ball mouse was horrible. You know what that means, I get a free mouseball which made my day for me.

Here I am, playing with the mouseball, trying to unlock its mysteries. I cleaned it up with soap and water since it was covered in a milimetre-thick layer of desk feces it had accumulated over the years and looked like a blackened gnome's testicle. It's clearly rubber, but also as heavy as metal. This perplexed me to no end.

A hour later I absentmindedly put it into my mouth and start chewing on it, thereby discovering the horrible truth: Mouseballs are a thin layer of rubber, over a metal ball bearing type thing, and between the two layers is a considerable amount of disgusting, disgusting glue not made for human mouths. I felt like I gave head to a robot or something. Like R2D2 busted a loaf in my mouth.

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